Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
i remember one time i became tumblr friends with this girl and she asked me where i was from and i answered “canada” and she’s like “ohhhh canada eh” and i was like “ya ahah” and then i asked her where she was from and she said “i’m from nashville tennessee” and i was like “hey y’all” and she was like “y’all huh.. so you think americans are just dumb white hillbillies who are fat and don’t know anything” and then she unfollowed me
I think my cat just broke
did you try turning it off and on again?
Try adding water
Unplug it and plug it back in.
pick it up, shake it, and try again
Take out the cartridge, blow on it, and put it back in.
This is why tumblr users should not own pets.
yo i love tumblr lmfao
I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this
I LOVED this movie when I was little. I loved it so much. This is my childhood. <3
Dear Yahoo!,
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for
